When a politician says "the Cynics said this could not be done."
We are the Cynics.
When a politician says that "They" want to take health care away from children,
we are They.
If you want to use us as a straw man you have to pay us.
We will stand against anything you need.
Kittens, Mom, Apple Pie.
We can even be against Democracy if you want...
We are Goldstein
hate Us!